Teddywzerg?!!

Button-sized Cuteness

Happy Easter everyone!  This is what I’m hoping for…meet the Teddywzerg, a rabbit breed related to the miniature lionhead.  Is he a cutie pie or what?!!  I have always wanted a bunny, but did I tell you the time we got rejected by the rabbit rescue society in Austin?  Witches.  RMK says I should be nice, but they had over 200 rabbits that needed a home, and they would not give it to us because one, we owned dogs which apparently dogs can eat rabbits: duh.  And two, we were planning to have children in the next 5 years, and kids can kill rabbits: duh.  Anything can kill rabbits apparently, except a couple who have no children and no dogs that live in complete silence.

Sigh, I still hold a grudge to that lady who tried to sell me a $80 rabbit cage ridden with tetanus-inducing rust, and then she “might” approve our application.  This is the same lady who I saw bite a pill in half with her mouth, use her finger to insert it to a bunny’s butt for a “fever,”  and then put the same fingers back in her mouth to bite another pill.  I sadly had to put my favorite one named Leaf back into his cage of hell.

We could have gone out to buy a new rabbit for the price to adopt one that needed a home. Their overhead might be a little lower if the “committee” allowed people to adopt the rabbits.  Okay, done venting about rabbit people.  Dusting off the shoulders.

Happy Easter!  Enjoy time with your families, and eat me some chocolate!

Source: popsugar.com

How To Move in a Lexus

Leave it to V2G to pack and move basically in a day.  His poor dogs, who had to share the space of a shoebox.  Flex was so cute because he ran away!  Hahaha.  Aww the family is now broken up.  It was a wonderful 4 years.

The tightest space ever...

Poor Flex, crushed by Tala's booty

Flex running away...hahaha

Bye V2G!!

The Penis Mushroom

Well, you could think that a penis looks like a mushroom or vice-versa…but we were in the yard playing with the kids and Chosun found this.  She would caress Ravi and Ramesh with it, which freaked the living lights out of them!  Rochester Fungi: Size Matters.

Hahaha. Chosun's hand for size comparison.

Taco has Ticks!!

Ticks Infestation

We got home and gave Taco a bath, didn’t see anything.  But my sister woke up to check the bed and found literally 70 or 80 ticks on her comforter.  Vomit.  Anyways, after reading a bazillion blogs, the warning is to not ever take your indoor dog to Arkansas…it’s literally tick valley.  Kimmy says all the ticks fell off at once possibly due to Taco’s fatness…they couldn’t dig pass all the deep fat to get to his blood so they aborted.  But now, we are on tick clean-up with me and my mom on freak out mode.  All the sheets, blankets, bedding, HOT water and washed.  Taco had to sleep on the floor and cried the whole night.  He sat in a pool of stinky apple cider vinegar for over 30 minutes and whined in the tub.

Tick in detail

We bought this stuff: diatomaceous earth that basically makes the ticks lose their exoskeleton and kills their eggs.  Its spread on the carpet, couch, and the car.  I am baking everything in car, and all our clothes are boiling in water.  So to all our travel mates: check yourself.  Check your armpits, hair line, groin, and all those fat creases.

How to kill them: cook your luggage in your car or freeze your luggage ( if ours fit, I would totally do this.  RMK says I am officially insane).  Hot water for everything else.  Bomb for the eggs.

Don’t squish them!!  They have spirochetes in their belly, and you just smear it all over your fingers.  Light a match and pop them or drop them a cup of alcohol, Vodka will work.

Watch out for Lyme Disease and Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever!  Muscle aches, fever, headaches, fatigue, rashes on palms and soles…go to the dr!!

A lovely Arkansas souvenir.

Source: Wiki Pacific Northwest Labs Bug Guide Sniffbutt

WTF of the Week

So many crazies this week so I had to post them all at the same time.  Since BP has not improved on their spill, I thought I would catch up on the trash news of the world.

Mr. Porno

Girl Gone Wild

I am talking to Christina McLarty for saying yes.  The new fiance of Joe Francis.  Remember him?  Creator of Girls Gone Wild.  Convict for back taxes.  $2 million dollar gambling debt at the Winn.  He’s engaged.  Somehow, in his crochety mind, he still believes in “love.”  When are they getting married?  ”We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States,” he said.

Hahahaha.  For realz?!  Like he has a moral bone in his body. Source

Larry King Madness

Larry King Has Dementia

Or something of the sort.  Bill Maher, who is a little mad himself, asks Larry who would he like as a replacement.  Wait for it…..Ryan Seacrest.  Mr. I-Have-Perfect-Chiclet-as-Teeth with the most annoying, IQ dropping conversations ever.  Source

Why Not Ask for $1 Billion?

Elin Nordegren is getting $750 million to keep silent for the REST of her life about her soon-to-be ex. No tell-all books.  No blogs!  No leaked diaries.  Honestly, what is there left to tell?!

She can’t tell even after Tiger dies.  Well if he dies, what is he going to do?  Not give the rest of $100 million?  She HAS $650 million already!  Do you know what you could do with $650 million dollars?  Solve cancer?  All seriousness though, I would gone for $1 billion.  Sounds right for about 20 prostitutes.  Source

Lady HaHa

I love her music.  Hate her clothes.  True definition of unwearable: you can’t walk in them.

Woah There

Down She Goes

Who in the World Thinks of This Stuff...

Vomit is Always Awesome

I found this link on one of my web excursions into lowering my IQ.  But it was so hilarious.

And I don’t know if I am delirious from studying but I couldn’t stop laughing:

Source:  Oddee

iPhone Price Drop

My life is in this thing.

There were many people in my class who got iPhone’s this year because of the amazing medical options on this thing.  And instant email.  And messaging to find out when, where, how’s of any rotation.  But today, Wal-mart has joined the mix of those selling the best gadget ever.  Of course, dropping the price to a WHOPPING $97 with a 2 year AT&T contract.  Ugh. Remember the long lines when it first came out.  You had to pre-order and wait weeks.  And all the craziness at the Apple Store.

Well forget it.  $97 for the 16GB 3GS!  If I had only waited 1 more year.  Well, now about this iPad…

Source: Smart Money

Eliminating the Fat Kid

The brouhaha brought about from our new health care bill is spurning and igniting sides from all over.  BUT what I haven’t heard was that now all fast food and restaurants will have to label the calorie content of their options.  McDonalds, Subway, and Jason’s Deli are the only ones I can think of that already do it.  But seriously, do you think the label has ever stopped me from eating McDonald’s french fries?  Nope.  The lobbying group for this particular part of the bill stated that it would force chains to make healthier options.  Hmm.  If I am in a hurry, and want a healthy option, I go to a healthy to-go place (which is not plentiful by any means in Central TX).  But I do not go to McDonalds for the idea that you are going to hand me over a bag of apples and some turkey on some wheat for double the price of grocery store stop.  But I guess a move is, well still, a move.

Oliver and Company

BUT let me tell you about W. VA.  Yes, they spent over 80 grand this last year for the much publicized Jamie Oliver gourmet, low-fat lunch. A couple of months later, they are sprouting failure.  Quick summary: the children want the chicken nuggets, pizza, and chocolate milk back.  They refused, that’s right, refused to eat the healthy soups and salads.  And then the parents started complaining their children were unhappy.  Boohoo.  The school district had to add back the chocolate and strawberry milk because they had to have some calcium and vitamin D, since the children boycotted the 1% white milk.

Let me tell you: so what?  If my kid complained about the baked fries and turkey hot dog, I would say: “Swallow it or starve.”  Are you kidding me!?  This district has one of the highest rates of child obesity, child diabetes, and child heart disease.  Kids are just kids.  Where are the parents?  Being one means, quite simply, being responsible and putting your foot down.

You want to lower health care cost: cut out the fat.  Obesity, heart disease, diabetes, renal failure, congestive heart failure, osteoarthritis of the knee/back, depression on and on and on.  That is where our dollars are going.  Stop the madness.

Pure Idiotness

I was up by 5Am Oregon time to watch the sunrise.  We are quite early birds since the third year.  I remember those early days of medical school, waking up at 9 or 10am, lounging, or watching lectures in bed.  Oh those days are gone gone.  But yes, 5AM, watching to news to see this moment of the pure stupidity of Hollywood.  Lindsey Lohan, the drug addicted “actress”, is suing E*Trade for their commercial.  The commercial shows a boy baby referring to a “milkaholic” Lindsey baby.  Lindsey says her name is as recognizable as Oprah and Madonna, and therefore should not be used as advertisement unless given permission.  Yes, Lindsey = Oprah.   The commercial doesn’t even show the name Lindsey in a good light for that matter.

The cocaine has killed too many brain cells.