Leave it to V2G to pack and move basically in a day. His poor dogs, who had to share the space of a shoebox. Flex was so cute because he ran away! Hahaha. Aww the family is now broken up. It was a wonderful 4 years.
The tightest space ever...
Poor Flex, crushed by Tala's booty
Flex running away...hahaha
Bye V2G!!
Caitlyn's Happy Birthday Maneuver!
“What goes on there, stays there.”
RMK’s bachelor party was this weekend, while I went to Sandi’s awesome Girl’s Only Surprise Birthday Party in Austin. We ate at Uchiko, which was amazing but so damn expensive. When the waitress says “Well the 10 course today is $200 and will feed about 2 people,” you know RMK is going to go WTH when he sees the bill. I can’t help it if my friends are high-rollers. :) The ambiance was awesome, and I hoped Sandi enjoyed herself. We started the day at Salt Lick’s, which is always so good. I love the bread and the sauce, and the sweet potato fries (which is not on the menu) are to die for! Happy Birthday!
Hot Rock Sushi...a delicious bite of perfectly cooked meat.
Anyways this is a joint post since this weekend was also “the party of the century” as said by the planner. A week riddled with bachelor party jokes and taunts by yours truly: V2theG. If he only knew, I didn’t really care. I am of the team, sure go to the strip clubs/strippers/bachelor party, just tell me about it and that’s about it. I really don’t think these things are bad things, as long as you don’t have sex with the girls (which is totally disgusting) or touch things that will give you diseases and if you go too many times (as in once a month).
Salt Lick's is Sooo Good.
Lovely comments of the week bought on by various folks:
” We be bringing the STD’s in the house!”
“What do you prefer: shaved or not shaved?”
“Way more affordable than divorce: love and lace my friend.”
“I will show him where the hoes get down tonight.”
“Imma gonna give him the gift that keeps on giving.” [I don't think this makes sense, STILL]
Hahaha. Hope he had fun!
Yellow Beet Appetitizers
Happy Birthday Sandi!
I can do it! I can do it!
Our in-house cowboy here ordered boots to go pick up some chicks this weekend. They arrived in the mail, and just to give you some perspective, the first pair were too small for him. So Johnny Walker here decides to attempt to cram his feet in. Now that they’re both ready to enter a saloon brawl, the girls will come swooning.
Do you like it? Do YOU like it? Does it make my butt look big?
They will flock to us in legions.
Margaritaville
The study craze has ended at the household, with V2G and Chow Chow taking the Step 2 this week. They made major plans to party it up after the test but ended up doing nothing. Chow Chow and I went for some delicious Thai and I fell asleep by 9 because I am on rotation.
The next day, V2G, Chow Chow, and Calls-Everyone-a-Mexican went to Taco Cabana for happy hour $1.50 margaritas. First of all, I didn’t EVEN know the Cabana could even service alcohol, but apparently, they are some strong drinks. Everyone came home drunk after 1-2 of them.
V2G: We are so drunk!
Calls-Everyone-a-Mexican: I have to call my husband. I can’t drive home.
Chow Chow: I’m not drunk!
V2G: RMK!
Calls-Everyone-a-Mexican: That’s it, I’m calling my husband. [Well shall name him Not-a-Mexican]
V2G: RMK!
Chow Chow: HAHAHA. Not-a-Mexican!!! She wants to get laid!!
V2G: RMK!
Chow Chow: Let’s go for a walk.
V2G: Legion. Come to me.
Calls-Everyone-a-Mexican: I need to lay down.
Chow Chow: Walk it off. Walk it off.
V2G: My goal has been accomplished.
Chow Chow to V2G: Now you have to get her in bed!!
All of this was transmitted via screams at the same time.
End point:
Chow Chow:denies drunkedness while making sex references.
V2G: Calls everyone’s name a thousand times.
Everyone-Is-A-Mexican: Can’t walk straight
Chow Chow: Quit petting his penis! [Referring to our dog Flex or Tala]
Everyone-Is-A-Mexican: I am not petting anyone’s penis.
V2G: Except mine.
Sun Li is soo adorable. She is learning to brush her teeth!
It was an absolutely gorgeous weekend, and we really enjoy spending time with our friends and family. A beautiful way to end a weekend.
Giving Flex a hug
From Sun Li's Bday. Jin is just too funny.
There was a very enlightening conversation on the “species of girls”
in the bachelor pad the other day. Men should always be prepared for 3 questions:
1) Am I fat?
2) How do you feel about me? = Where are we heading? = Do you see a future?
3) Am I high maintenance?
NOW if you are low maintenance gf, you wouldn’t ask any of these questions! Directly that is. Indirectly, ALL girls have these questions and will find the answers one way or another.
Me: Babe [a term I know we use too often but cannot stop the habit] do you think I am high maintenance? (As you can tell, I don’t dance around.)
V2theG: You are mediocre level. As in not low but not high. (Thank you. For the verification of mediocre)
RMK: Babe, I think you are low maintenance…because I am not the maintaining type.
See, this is my theory, a girl has 2 ratings. She can be a high maintenance girl, but a low maintenance gf. She can dress well, spend hours in the bathroom, have her nightly face ritual, but not require hourly phone calls with constant petting and words of wooing. Yeah, thats right, high maintenance girls love to be wooed, 24 hours.
Me: I think I am a somewhat higher maintenance girl than I am gf. Have you seen my bathroom closet?
V2theG: The ones with thousands of soaps. What normal person needs that many types of lotion?
Me: A variety of smells and effect. Girl gotta have options.
RMK: What closet?
Clueless. Clueless I tell you.
We ended Spring Break on a big hoohaw, despite my long to-do list. But it just couldn’t be missed! SXSW was going on and Austin’s airport was a zoo, as well as the traffic downtown. Nothing moved! But it was well worth the wait. 6th street was alive and well.
Heroin this is not.
V2-the-G convinced us after a 5 hour flight to see all the drunk people. He was putting on his contacts when the cops on horses stopped and questioned if had heroin in there. Of course, at that moment RMK had me in a head lock. Do not ask me why.
The weather the next morning was perfect. Absolutely perfect. We went to Barton Springs and Zinker Park. My lord, the kites. Such a gorgeous site. Hundreds of kites. Austin skyline from the river was amazing.
Zinker Park: Kites Galore
Thai Passion was our next stop. Such a beautiful place to eat, and the food was perfect. Tom Yum Soup is probably the best I ever had. And the waitress was gorgeous.
Austin Skyline
And Sprouts in RR. Its a farmer’s market that everyone should visit. Really cheap produce, gluten free licorice which I ate the entire bag, and $3 wine. Yup, and not half bad according to my accomplices.
Thai Passion: Tom Yum Hot Pot
A beautiful end to a perfect Spring Break.
Sprouts: $3 Wine in a guy's basket
Studio Movie Grill
So if you live in Houston, Addison, Arlington, Plano, etc…anywhere near a Studio Movie Grill, they are offering a 2 free tickets if you visit this website.
It’s pretty simple and quick. Just print out the coupon and use by April 1st. I have not been to the one in Arlington, but I have to Alamo Draft House in Austin. Really awesome hamburgers, beer, and a movie. RMK loves that place, and sadly, we have only had time to go once. Beer + movie=heaven.
Enjoy! Thank you V-2 the G!
I love living with RMK. It nice to make meals together, catch up on our day, distractions galore. Its a comfort having him around, and I know I am already going to miss him once Family Med rolls around. I wish I was one of those uber independent girls, who can see their guys one weekend every month or every other month. But I am not. I enjoy coming home to someone, doing laundry for someone, running and getting a hug for no reason. Call me domesticated. Anti-feminist to the feminist movement. Who care.
BUT I still like hanging with my girls. Its a necessary part of life. And I missed the large Htown celebration a couple weeks back because I was sick with all the little bratty germs of peds. And boy have I missed them. Just talking to girls, hanging out and talking about gibberish. In RR, TX, no one is here!! But boys. Never thought I would think that sucks.
In a day, I hear the “you’re gay” comment at least 50 times. They comment on how they will kick each other balls. Try to pull each other pants off. ”That what she said comment” a bazillion times. Somehow, the “you’re gay” comment is fitting. So is this awesome pic:
