I am on my last rotation of my medical school career! Whoo hoo! Personally, I have checked out weeks before the match. After all the aways and the interviews, I think I physically turned off my brain. And I have never felt it more until this rotation with a few peppy, gung-ho 3rd years. Oh, they’re super nice and well…to me super smart. Was I ever that energetic and smiley? I believe I was, and I believe I must have been annoying. I have the feeling they think I am the laziest, dumbest medical student. Don’t get me wrong: I was a good student, had great reviews, and I naturally feel guilty when I am not giving my 100%…a perfectionist at heart you could say. Notice the “was”? I just never knew I could be like this:
Attending: Hey guys, there’s an interesting LP later on in the afternoon. You guys should definitely check it out.
M3′s: Yeah! Sure!
Me: empty smile (I have seen so many. Thank you for that surgery rotation not at a teaching hospital. No residents = awesome!)
Later on I run into them in the elevator as they catch me taking my badge and stethescope off.
M3′s: You coming to the LP?
Me: Uhhh…no. See you guys later. (smiles)
How lazy have I really become?
M3: Hey which patient are you going to pick out of the list so we [the third years] don’t see them too.
Me: What are you talking about? I wasn’t planning on….(picking anything)
And how dumb?
I was looking at the labs, and I see CK. I, for the life of me, mega-brain fart, could not remember what CK stood for. I mean, when was the last time I even looked at an CMP with CK? And no worries, I got a good grade in IMED so I know it’s somewhere. But shit, where?!
Me (whispering to the M3): Hey, what is this CK?
M3: Seriously? Like seriously?
Me: Well…hurry up. What is it?
M3: Uhhh…creatinine kinase. (giving me the most “she is forever dumb” look)
Me: Hmmm…sounds very familar this creatinine kinase.
And how encouraging?
M3′s: hey what should we put on our 4th year schedules? Do you recommend anything?
Me: Uhh the easiest are blah, blah, and blah. And definitely computers in medicine.
M3′s: No, but we really should do ICU, SURGERY, and blah blah. We really want to learn. Just before intern year.
Me: Ohhh, but you don’t. Seriously. You think you do, but you don’t. And learning…it will be forgotten by January. Ok, December.
Come on. Let’s be honest. The last 3 months…you’re counting down. The gunner in me, if he/she ever existed, the work ethic: it’s saving itself for the ass-whipping to come. No one cares about fourth years, whether you are there or not (unless you’re doing radiology or derm or path rotation–yeah you thought easy cheesy right?)
They will come to this period in their life, and do what we all did: change their damn schedules. And develop a case of Alzheimers.
Say what?