
Morbid Obesity
RMK and I finally had our vacation, our only one for the year (as in until July 2012) that is together. It was a much needed break, from people and civilization. We holed up in Rocky Mountain National Park for 3 days, snowshoeing, hiking, watching movies, visiting nearby breweries, fly fishing (which RMK did by himself), etc. It was so nice to be without phone and internet in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes it really bothers me when people go on vacation and then do that Facebook thing where they check in at some location every few hours. If you’re really on vacation, go enjoy it and come back and tell me how it went. A really cool mobile pic is good every now and then…if you’re gone for more than a few days. Otherwise, what’s the point of a vacation if you’re always on your phone checking in? Or if you check in somewhere, make it awesome like: I checked in on a yacht with Jay-Z…or the Artic Circle…
Did I add that RMK had this grand idea to build a fence in this 6 day time frame? Now just any old fence, but the modern horizontal plank ones that I have been eyeing. Now, I was all for hiring someone, but he said he feels like he hasn’t put his fingerprint anywhere on this house and that it has mostly been me and my sister. I say your fingerprint would be best imprinted by signing the check to let the fencing guys do it. I mean we only have 6 DAYS out of the whole year of uninterrupted time together. SIX FREAKING DAYS. Well let’s just say, I teach by saying “I told you so.” 3 days were spent hauling lumber and 80lb cement bags in 40-50 degree weather with my dad. We now have 1/2 a fence, of which at the end of the weekend he states, “honey, you know the other 75% of the perimeter…maybe we should hire someone to finish.” I guess that was a big enough fingerprint for him.
Anyways, we went traveling and exploring around Colorado, and especially Denver. We have been here almost 6 months, and we have this huge lists of restaurants we wanted to try, place to go see, etc. We crammed in the best of the best in 3 days. Let me tell you, thankfully we hiked a whole bunch and snowshoed like madmen because otherwise I would be scaling from the obesity to morbid obesity.

I wouldn't linger here again
Here’s the list:

The only best part of this meal
We have tried to get a table at this restaurant for almost a month. On anyday of the week from 6:30pm to 9pm, you need reservations or be a risky gambling man to get a table here. It’s from the creators of Root Down, and let me tell you, don’t linger too long. The food was crappy. The atmosphere is posh and uppity, and RMK spent the whole dinner making fun of the fur vest wearing females to our left (I don’t necessarily have anything against the fur vest except you wear it when it’s cold…but these chicas wore it with the shortest man-made skirt in town, which really beats the logic of the whole thing) and putting his pinky in the air with upturned nose at the uptight fools on our right complaining about the “hints of urban vibe” in the restaurant’s music. WTH does that mean, no idea.
Anyways, the Korean BBQ-a heap of mushiness that made Korean food look and taste mostly unappetizing. The Meze plate is a hodge-podge of trying Middle-East or Indian but could be mistaken for dog food. Okay, that was a little harsh, but RMK loves all the ingredients on this plate, it had the potential, and just never hit any marks. The Doner Kobb salad I could have made at home. The Maple Leaf Duck Wings was probably the only thing I would try again, but still, just didn’t taste awesome. The service sizes are larger than Root Down, and when you get there, the best thing you will get is their appetizer starter popcorn: a heated mix of sugar and spice.

A Normal Cobb

Kimchi and Bulgogi. I'm good.
What vacation I tell you would be without a feast of Korean BBQ meat. Bulgogi. Kim Chi. Spare Ribs. Let the gluttony begin. Seriously, the reviews on this place were out of this world AND totally worth the 25 minute wait on any weekend night. Just follow all the Koreans. My parents and RMK got drunk on Soju…Korean rice wine but more like rice vodka. Delicious.

Such cool seating!
Can I just say: the coolest place. The restaurant is lined with trees from floor to roof, and the atmosphere is relaxed and dream-like. AMAZING food. Expect to charge that card though. This is the place for romantic dates, anniversaries, etc. Every dish hit the spot right on, perfectly cooked and marinated. I highly recommend the Crawfish Beignets (I know! Very interesting combination but so good) and the Artichoke and Chickpea Fritters. Delicious!

Beignets1 Powdered Sugar with crawfish...delicious I tell you!

A little out of the way but well worth the beer, music, and food.
A really nice steakhouse in Estes Park that had bad ass reviews. Figs wrapped in bacon dipped in aoili. The seared fish was perfectly done and RMK had the greatest peppercorn medallion. The menu is typical steakhouse in small vacation town, but everything was cooked to perfection and delicious. Live music on the weekends. Enjoy!

Figs, with a hint of endives, wrapped in bacon. Need I say more.
Our first take on Himalayan food and it was delish! RMK and I ate until we were almost sick. It is very similar to Indian food, sometimes even a bit spicier and sometimes a bit blander. But delicious Naan bread and the best mango lassi I have had in a long time.
RMK makes amazing hummus, but this place makes the best hummus I have ever had. There rice and lamb is to die for. It looks like you might get robbed in the place, but so worth it. If I could only learn their secret to the hummus!

Sigh with longing
I saved the best for last. Truly. Italian food at it’s best. Absolute best. Worth the price, I say yes! If you like wine pairings, this is food and wine mated at it’s best. And I don’t even like alcohol. First of all, despite winning 5280 magazine’s top restaurant this year and Food and Wine awards annually, it has none of the snobbishness we saw at Linger. It’s a cool crowd with the most amazing, down-to-earth waitstaff. And the food makes you wish you lived in Italy. Can’t understand the menu…just means it going to be awesome. Besides, the waiter never minded that we had tons of questions. What do I recommend: everything. You just can’t go wrong.
The best wanna-be-foodies vacation we have ever had. We were living the high life with our time of leisure. And I already miss him again.